Whee, I can post!

I've almost had a full week's vacation and I'm just getting to the point where I can begin to calm down and realise that I don't actually have to do anything. (Except for the windows. Those, I have to clean today because it's getting difficult to see out of them.) I've been house- and catsitting for my parents for a couple of ( Read more... )

Customer: "When are you going to come fix my TV? The channels haven't been working right for three days ( Read more... )

Not quite a Stupid Customer of the Day, but pretty funny anyway ( Read more... )

( In which customers have poor listening skills, are generally disgusting and sometimes make me smile... )

Dear man-with-a-mite-problem,

What makes you think that I want to hear you talk about your scrotum? At great length? Without letting me get a word in edgeways? I understand that the itching is very irritating, but once again - TMI!

No love,
Zin

Dear US 'Gentleman ( Read more... )

1. Apologies for not being around lately. I am alive and reasonably well. (And by 'well' I mean that if I don't think about them too much, my traitorous joints will carry me through the day...) If I go silent again, it's not because I don't care, it's because I have to save my hands for work :P ( Read more... )

... but this one was just too good not to share.

( Stupid customer of the day )

* Had swine flu. Got better.

* Why why why am I so far behind on NaNo? *looks mournfully at sad little wordcount*

* Today, I have put around 200 invoices in little envelopes. I also got a papercut.

( *Why why why are my customers male and obnoxious? )

All right, this one just pissed me off.

( Misogynist customer of FAIL )